March 28, 2003 - 10:47 a.m.
*Warning: I'm in a mood, and when I get in a mood I get rather . . . mouthy. So be aware that I'm hurling expletives today. Thank you.*
Gawddamnnit! I hate every last fucking person I know today!!
- I hate my boss for guilting me in to never taking a day off unless I really need it. Especially on beautifully perfect days like today.
- I hate stupid muthafuckers who don't write me back even though I am way funny and amusing and do my best to be entertaining in every fucking email I write. "Work."? Dude, I've been to your office, we used to work together, and you just sent me email last week saying you had nothing to do. Fuck you.
- I hate annoying little ass monkeys who never write me back even though I'm trying to be all engaging and flirty. Do you realize how great it is to be crushed on by me?! I am the Goddess of the Crush! You will never feel so wanted and desired and interesting as you do when I have a crush on you! Fucker! I'll make you a gawddamn meatloaf!
- I hate whiney little "Oh, but I was told you were doing it." girls with lisps and bad skin. This is not my project! I don't care if it gets done or not! I don't care what you were fucking told! Not. My. Job.
- I hate my gawddamn stupid friends for having so much of a life that they never have time (well, right now at least) to throw parties so I can go hang out with them.
- I hate being in between paychecks right now and needing to conserve cash so I can't go out to lunch today.
- I hate the parking lot planners who didn't create enough parking spots so I can't go out to lunch because then I'll never get a spot and have to just go home. (Down side? Where?)
- I hate pricky former friends, now horribly full of themselves (Can you be more full of yourself than you were before? Is there any room left?!) who beg and beg me to come out to their stupid little parties and when I finally clear some time to make it out, they email me berating me for cutting them out of my life and "Oh, by the way, stop at the store and pick up a cherry pie for tonight." Fuck you!
- I hate all my friends for making such retarded life choices. Can't you see you're going to end up NoWhere for the rest of your life if you keep doing this to yourself? Moron, get a real job, do your time in the trenches, suffer through and in a little while you'll have the stability to do the things you want to do with your life.
- I hate being so tired all the time that I never get anything done.
- I hate allowing myself to get so tired and then always whining about it.
Okay, I think that's all the people and stuff I hate today. There could be more. I may update this later this afternoon.
Man, I just want to do some physical violence. I should probably channel this into working out.
previous - next
Questions? Comments? Entry Topics? No email shall go unanswered!
Email the Ho.
|
Lintastic!:
~ AB Chao
~ Al
~ Amanda
~ Beth
~ BoingBoing
~ DHAK
~ Go Fug Yourself
~ Gwen
~ Hannah Talks
~ Fly in the Honey
~ Jen Fu
~ LadeeLeroy
~ Miss Doxie
~ Mopie
~ The Detox: Final Girl
~ Mykull
~ Not Martha
~ Omar
~ Pamie
~ Pineapple Girl
~ Rebecky
~ Rob
~ Sarah Brown
~ Spamusement!
~ Sundry
~ Tequila Mockingbird
~ TUS Forum
~ TWoP
~ UltraTart
~ Weetabix
~ Whiteotter
|
